shoot the moose

A euphanism for masturbation.

Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.

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The Stellas and Stellos

a group of super kewl people (sort of a cult) who will kick ur ass in a second.

Can't put the names of the people because the cops might catch us.

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fish taco

female sex organ, the vagina. aka whisker biscuit, tuna taco, squirrel

Jeez, that lady has such a stinky fish taco, no one would eat it!

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yorkiebikerbird

a real sexy piece of ass

she's a real yorkiebikerbird

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prettiful

The act of making one's already naturally beautiful self presentable in the morning or to go out.

Go get yourself prettiful so we can go shopping.

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Adderall

Mother's little helper

What I take in the morning to counteract the xanax I took to sleep.

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twich

when you twitch.....also a my nick name =P cuz i keep twitching =P

†w‡†©h #7!! yeaye.....now thats the coolest nickname

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