floe

major cool chillin' dude, plays mad guitar, hunts poon and milf and smokes the odd durrie.

Yo is Floe comin' to the Party? I hope so, he rocks, also there's some chicks here who are lookin to root him.

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Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.

Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".

Tokyo Jellyfish

When a wonderful lady puts a jellyfish in a plastic bag and inserts it into her Hooha, then asks her man to go down on her. Upon doing so his face is stung and the lady stops the stinging by urinating on his face.

Last night Shirley gave me a Tokyo Jellyfish, my tongue is still swollen and my face smells like piss...it was the best!! I'm gonna marry that girl.