Toucking

A cross between Touching and Fucking.

The act of seductively touching someone and wanting to fuck them.

We spent our first date just talking, laughing, and toucking.

Movie theaters with full reclining seats are great for toucking each other during the movie!

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Fuckerberg

The phenomenon where you talk about an idea to your friends/significant other and then it shows up on your facebook feed. This is then followed with a “What the fuck?! Is facebook spying on me or listening to my conversations?”

Friend 1: Remember that random, obscure topic we were talking about last night?

Friend 2: Well, I just opened up my facebook page and that same topic/idea just popped up on my feed! WTF?!

Friend 1: Whoa, really?! That’s pretty creepy. Seems like everyone’s privacy is an issue these days.

Friend 2: Yeah, could be a coincidence or a total Fuckerberg!

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