olive

my parents didnt like how the word 'wog' was being thrown around like it wasnt an offensive term anymore, so i came up with olive. anyone whose background, or nationality is greek, italian, lebanese, maso, croatian, etc...

"what natio is he?"
"i dunno exactly, but he's an olive"

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bertainly

Bertainly is another word for "blatantly" meaning obviously.

Girl: Yo' is buff, yah!
Boy: Bertainly.

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Teacher

A person who cares enough about abusive and ungrateful teens to work for crappy pay and long hours while hoping someday students mature enough to realize how lucky they are to have someone who gives a shit about them.

My teacher may have been a bitch sometimes, but she never gave up on me and I'm happy about that.

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purple people eater

The bong that "consumes" you when you smoke out of it

i was consumed by the purple people eater, alexis and i smoked together the first time ever outta it..and look where we are now :-)

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iono

A shortening of "I don't know"

Person 1: What you doing later?
Person 2: iono

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Iono

Iono means "to not know" It's a shortening for "I don't know"

Mum: Why haven't you cleaned your room?!
Child: iono

Police Officer: Why did you feel the urge to steal £3000 from the city bank?
Kid: iono

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smashed

to be drunk

Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.

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