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radio nazi

A play on the 'soup nazi' on Seinfeld. What you are faced with when you try to speak to the host and don't phrase your question the proper way.

When it was my turn to speak, I asked the host, "How are you?" and in radio nazi fashion got booted off the air!

by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009

29πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


yellow light effect

When a law or rule has the dubious distinction of making you do the opposite of what was intended.

A literal example of the yellow light effect is to speed up when you see a yellow light. Figuratively, you do the opposite.

by Stephan Smolka November 22, 2008

54πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


I'm Fine

Your automated response to "How are you"?

George Carlin mockingly said, "How are you - I'm Fine.
'No! you are not fine. Your HAIR is FINE!!"

by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009

43πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Encephalophagus

Monster head. I big ugly head on a disproportioned body.

Charlie Brown comic strip characters come close to looking like encephalophaguses.

by Stephan Smolka September 23, 2008

142πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


perfection abuse

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009


Social Leverage

The ability for the least prosperous of the masses to reach the most number of people.

Through the technology of the internet, there is more social leverage, opposed to newspapers and radio.

by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009

199πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


financial erosion

The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.

Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.

by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009

2161πŸ‘ 712πŸ‘Ž