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Repeaters

First Introduced by David Icke. A repeater just repeats what he or she just was told without thinking about it, frustrating someone who finds out whats repeated is a lie. Usually found in government bureaucracies.

Repeaters at the doctors office kept telling me that drugs and surgery are the only cures to what ails me.

by Stephan Smolka January 3, 2009

227πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


prostitute

Verbosely defined as someone who sells their own personal morals and/or values for the idea of money, not necessarily for sex.

At work I feel like I prostitute myself, having to agree with my boss, lest he fire my ass.

by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009

1164πŸ‘ 635πŸ‘Ž


Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.

Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"

by Stephan Smolka September 26, 2008

177πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


How are you?

The lamest rhetorical question in the English language. Requires the answer of 'Fine' no matter how you feel or why you are going to have a conversation. An exercise for the lips and tongue.

I was dying of cancer and had to see my doctor. He asked me, "How are you?"

by Stephan Smolka January 18, 2009

585πŸ‘ 165πŸ‘Ž


Ruinism

The art and science of destroying freedom by allowing people to make bad decisions. Peripherating through society but not limited to legalization of drugs, college education for the unmotivated and home ownership for the financially irresponsible. The end result being martial law and bigger government as a solution to the problems it creates.

Making welfare and food stamps easier than earning money at a trade is an example of Ruinism.

by Stephan Smolka January 9, 2009

143πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Puppet Show

Incincere behaviour by a group or individual to abtain either status, approval or money.

Game shows on TV are quite a puppet show. Contestants and their families are encouraged to act outrageously to drum up ratings.

by Stephan Smolka March 21, 2007

474πŸ‘ 221πŸ‘Ž


Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009