Lucy Fur

Devil pussy.

I slipped it in and man but if that thing didn't have fucking teeth--bit it clean off!

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flipping like a pan-fried trout

insomnia

I jerked off three times, took a valium and I was still flipping like a pan-fried trout all night.

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unnerve

to frighten, or upset

you unnerve me!!

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Pheasant under glass

When pressing a ham (mooning against a window), the man also reaches down and pushes his old chap against the glass.

Whilemy ex and her new boyfriend ate their $500 meal, I walked straight up to the restaurant window and gave them a Pheasant under glass.

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going to KFC

Female masterbation--it's finger lickin good.

WIFE: Honey, I'm going to KFC, you want anything?
HUSBAND: I'll have whatever you're having.

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braiding hair

Braiding Hair is a secret word for Fucking someone like if ur talking about someone near you or talking in front a person who shouldnt know..This word was made from a diirty whore name Brittany Kuhn who braids peoples hair and then ends up fucking them

DAAMN that niggas sexy ima have to braid his hair later..

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Jane E.

Jane= cooler than Bam. That's pretty cool man.

Bam Margera. Is that French?

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