Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.

Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)

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Michigan exodus

The massive out migration of Michigan residents due to the poor state of the Michigan economy and lack of available work.

"I just graduated from college and I can't find work anywhere."
"Yeah I know. I'll be joining the Michigan exodus real soon myself."

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Donut Rack

When a guy slips two or three glazed donuts on his hard dick and the girl eats 'em and licks away all the frosting.

Girl: You wanna donut rack?
Guy: Heck yeah! Grab one chocolate and one with sprinkles.