soldier sling

n- A man's sack or scrotum. This term originates from the common metaphor of sperm being soldiers.

My soldier sling is hanging exceptionally low today.

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Virchows

actually the last name of the scientist who created the theory that cells come from existing cells; it has been transformed into yet another synonym for testicles.

Man, whenever I see Mrs. Dugan, my virchows shrivel in fear.