Mysak

A large hairy bum from the land known as Canada. It is adept at cleaning window with its beard for small fees and storing its booty within other areas known to contain body hair. Has pirate tendencies and often speaks in quotes from the family guy.

"Warning: Yeti and the Sasquatch are known to be near this creature, often during mating season"

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Dorfing

Cumming on your own chest and letting it dry repeating multiple days in a row until you have a giant cum mass on your torso

I've started Dorfing and my shirt is glued to my chest

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