Junkie

A person who asks for their next fix anywhere. I mean over the internet on the streets fuck they are so desperate they'll even ask their imaginary friend.

Junkie- hey got any heroin

Me- fuck no

Junkie- hey got any heroin

Me- NO DAMMIT GET OFF MY LAWN

Junkie- hey got any ............

"I KILLED THE JUNKIE!!!!!!"

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Taylor Swift

The new Antichrist in music yeah my ex band-mate used to be the Antichrist Superstar but she took his position.

Taylor Swift- Buy my records or else
Me- Why?
Taylor- Cause I'm the fucking Antichrist bitch and I'll eat you
Me-Yeah right (grabs chainsaw and slices her up)

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