Giraffodil

Half giraffe, half daffodil- not possible, undescribable.

That's a great giraffodil you haye there mate. I'll sell it to ye!

how long have you had that giraffodil for, do you walk it often?

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Hurn

Northern Irish slang used to describe someone that you do not like.

Adapted the word for the fish "Herring". In the old days the fishmonger on the street used to shout "Get your herrings". Which was actually pronounced "Get your Hurns".

Boy#1- "There goes wee Jimmy"
Boy#2- "Aye that wee lad is a Hurn"

OR

"You really are a fuckin' Hurn"

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Built like a bus ticket

To describe someone that is thin, weedy or gangly build.

Man#1 - "That Peter Crouch is some height"
Man#2 - "Yea, but he's built like a bus ticket"

OR

Man#1 - "He's a lanky streak of piss isn't he!?"
Man#2 - "Aye he's built like a bus ticket"

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I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

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