virgin

The only thing virgitarians are allowed to eat.

Stephen: God, I'm so hungry. Why did I have to choose to be a virgitarian?

Kathrina: You can eat me, I'm a virgin!

Stephen: Yeah, you're gonna be a virgin when you're 850...

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virgitarian

Someone whom only eats virgins.

Stephen: God, I'm so hungry.
Brett: Why don't you go get something to eat?
Stephen: I can't; I'm a virgitarian. I can only eat virgins, so it's really hard to find a good meal that I can stand to eat, but when I find a good one, man, that's the juciest thing you'll ever eat.

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