to pull a Matt S

To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then pass out while in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and consequently have all your friends make fun of you.

I got so drunk last night, and I think I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I pulled a Matt because I woke up naked, facedown on the floor.

Glen Hands

To have weird pudgy hairy little hands, like hobits feet except hands.

Don't Touch me with those Glen hands, there gross.

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