DIE BITCHES

"DIE BITCHES" is used to break an awkward silence.
From explosm.net's 1184 comic where a naked guy wants to kill crickets that only chirp at awkward moments. He yells "DIE BITCHES!!" and fires a shotgun blast at the crickets when they chirped.

<Haclon> So?
<Danny34> soo....I'm gay everyone
<Haclon> o_o
<XIF> DIE BITCHES!

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little bird

That symbol used in ancient Egypt hieroglyphics that roughly translates to "douche bag" according to The Daily Show. It will make going to one of those museums much more interesting.

Hmmm...these hieroglyphics have a little bird and Dick Chaney, so that means Dick Chaney is a douche bag!

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Sunset cruise

When you go to a bathhouse between the hours of 8am and 2pm for the early bird special.

I'm going on a sunset cruise to get some action from the older daddies.