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When a man's penis is sloppy wet from intercourse, then the woman performs oral sex on the man and his wet balls keep slapping her in the face.
Damn babe, your Sloppy Heavy Bag fucked my face up!
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While receiving head, your girlfriend looks up at you with those big eyes and your cock down her throat. You want to preserve the moment so you snap a picture with your cellphone.
I swear I thought I could see you smile while I was snappin cock-eyes.
When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.
My girl gave me a Windy Darth Vader and the that air was on point
I spread those big ass cheeks and curled her toes when I performed Slobba the Mutt.
The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results wonât happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.
I was over Jillâs house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didnât want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007âd her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.
When your partner wears a captainâs sailing hat and and sits on your face while youâre chewing Wrigleyâs cinnamon gum.
Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night
When your nuts are so full they are the size of moose balls and all you want to do itâs punch your girls fart box. When you finally blow in her bum you have to bark like a moose.
Last night I was The Boxing Moose, I finally punched Cherieâs fart box and barked out loud!