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A mixture of chav and devil. Effectively, a townie who thinks they are a satanist, but are really townies deep inside.
The chevil only pretended to worship satan, but had a shrine to fcuk in his closet.
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A word, meaning terrible, but helpful to cheer up the situation.
'Your mother's death was terribibble!'
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A tiny village situated in West Sussex, on a hill.
'I live in West Hoathly.'
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A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.
'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'
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The collective counties of West and East Sussex.
"I went down to Brightonshire the other day. Twas sunny like the windfart.
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Pronounced fook-uck, this is a term used to describe the popular townie clothing range. Also popular with wannabe townies and occasionally skownies.
"Hey, turd monkey, why the obsession with fcuk?"
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A popular shopping outlet for rich chavs. Generally spelt Republic, it is pronounced 'Repubic' by anyone who has a good taste in clothes.
'I saw Nick in Repubic on Tuesday.'
'Nick who?'
'Can't say on here, it would be a full name.'
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