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The large 'dignified' group that fit in between the alternative groups such as punk, emo and indie, and the chav groups. Alteranchavs are easily identified by their high street clothes (New Look, Topman and River Island) and the fact that they always sit near the chavs at school, in hope of being 'promoted'. This is not to say that they know they want to be chavs, it is all a deep psychological need. If you need to identify an alternachav in a hurry, just ask them who The Shins are. Or shout out 'The chavs need a new cronie!' at the top of your voice.
Emo: Hey, heard The Shins new album?
Alternachav: Yeah, totally.
Emo: Ha! They don't have a new album!
Alternachav: LikeshutupIdontknownuffinaboutnuffin
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An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.
"Johnny, I'm pregnant."
"What the monkey!?"
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A common term used to describe fire engines, when using a Cornish accent. I love the Cornish. Anyhoo, this is also a way to taste the drunkness of a friend, by seeing how many 'gin' sounds are added on the end.
Stan: Are you drunk, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I don't know.
Stan: Say 'foire engin'.
Jimmy: Foire engin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin.
Stan: Drunk fool.
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A mixture between a skater and an indie. A desired state for some, a dreaded state for others.
"Look at that skindie over there!"
"That's not a skindie, thats an elephant."
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Funny, and yet ridiculous. A great word to lighten ANY situation.
'My mother died last night.'
'That's hilaribibble!'
'Ho ho ho, ha ha ha!'
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An expression of being elated to full capacity.
'Oh my goodness! I'm seeing {Coldplay live! Ultimate woopage!'
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Wellington boots, as adapted for quick conversation between immature morons such as myself.
'I went out splashing in puddles today.'
'Did you take your wellyboots?'
'Why, yes I did.'
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