starbucks slut

Someone who frequents Starbucks so often, they know drink specials and even have memorized prices and special orders. They might forget a close friend's birthday, but they know when PSL comes out. (And if you know what PSL means).

"Holy Crap, here come Brittany! Make sure her double half-caff frappucino with extra whip, and caramel sauce is ready"
"I see her! God, she is SUCH a STARBUCKS SLUT"

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