Jowering

The act of showering fully clothed while jumping rope. There must be at least 2 midgets, a can of french style green beans, and a 9 iron present when the jowering takes place. Perhaps the most successful way to please a woman, jowering has been known to make women climax simply upon mentioning it.

Spencer: Yo why are those two midgets here.
Josh: I was thinking about jowering later.
Spencer: Oh word. You mind if I join you??
Josh: No not at all, by all means, hoss.
Nicole: I think i just came, twice...

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dick sandwich

The act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their penis'. The act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. The individual's face is "sandwiched between the two penis', hence the name "dick sandwich."

Josh: Hey, Mark
Mark: Yea Josh
Josh: Sean passed out... wanna give him a Dick Sandwich?
Mark: Hell Yea!!!
Mark and Josh: DICK SANDWICH!!!! (while performing the act)

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