DBT

deep brain thrombosis

The sluggishness your mind feels when you have been bored for an extended period of time. Inhibits brain activity and prevents any learning.

Bill:- "You going to the next lecture?"

Ted:- "Nah, I've already got DBT from double physics this morning"

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Nuke it

Microwaving food for an extra long time to compensate for it being out of date and/or of questionable quality.

Dan:- "Is that pizza going to be ok? It's been there since Friday"

Matt:- "I'll nuke it to be sure"

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fight with a lawnmower

A short haircut. As if lawnmower had mowed over their head.

All right mate, had a fight with a lawnmower?

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