Swamp Nut

When your testicles stick to the side of your leg because it is so humid outside.

I got swamp but like a motherfucker!

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fizz

to screw, have sex with, intercourse

check out that beyotch,, hey steve "fizz" dat?

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splack

load of cum usually associated with the male orgasm, generally directed towards the bitches face.

I splacked all over your sisters face, dude!

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good on ya

Phrase said to mock someone who has just failed at a task. Tonal qualities are important if the intended rebuke is to be effective. A downward inflected "on" and upward inflected "ya" are proper use in this instance.

Hey Bob, I hear you got busted shagging you're neighbour's wife. Good on ya!

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broadband

Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)

I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband

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Fiesta

When a man blows his load.

"Here comes the Fiesta" he screamed as he blew his load on her face.

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Five's

1.Used to imply ownership

2.Called out when used to hold your seat.this is only good for 5 minutes. after the time period is over, the seat is fair game

"hey, i found a lighter, Five's"


"hey, i gotta take a piss, i'll be right back, FIVE'S

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