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To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"
Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!
Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens
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An individual who seems to suffer from heart attacks every time he is on stage. Very vocal on his views of the Clinton scandal and how he wanted to eat his head from the inside out. Loves IHOP, his health spa, and can't figure out why someone would say "If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
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A version of baseball you play when you do not have enough people to field two full teams.
Rules:
You can only hit to right field or left field, which you have to call before you are up. If you hit to the opposite field you are out.
The outfield can throw the ball to the pitcher to get the lead runner out.
We are gonna go play some inconvenience.
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a fag who possess both male genitalia, which is the penis, and female genitalia, which is the vagina(in case you don't know). He can fuck himself so hard that he faints after only 3 seconds.
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what every douchebag that lives in boston or likes the red sox wears. some of their names are todd, phillip, kyle, scott, cameron, and stewert. they like to trade sweaters just as much as they like recieving a birdbath. they think the whole idea of a donkey punch is a neat idea. they also love hot carl. their favorite baseball team plays in a rat infested shithole and they envy frozen ted. most of them are what u call a shit idiot. all the red sox fans wake up with krispy kreme on their faces.
if u see people wearing a sweater they are all red sox fans
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anyone who claims to be a hacker.
That kid says he's l337, but he's really just a fagzor.
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A term used in business context when speaking to a group of people or in a meeting when one of your colleagues tries his best to make you look stupid and him (or herself) look smart.
I've been bruced again, next time I'll kill him.
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