Honz

Honz is a little gremlin looking thing. The ugliest thing in the world... people would rather have a disease then touch this thing... he enjoy Jamican Mudslides and little boys.... he also eats babys... it lives in a hick town where it's father is actually its brother... this thing will never have se in its life.

eeeewwwww i think i can smell honz from here....

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background egg

A fart in which you are not sure if it actually exists around you, but you can smell a hint of egg.

poor mate, have you farted, that has to be a background egg

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Slot badger

Slang term for a paedophile

Leave that kid alone ya slot badger!

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monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

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Norgall

Someone that`s vice is to collect weapons of all kinds.

Damn, you`re a norgall!

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PMS

(1.) The time of month when girls get all bitchy and can't make up their mind if they love you or not. They also blame everything on you!
(2.) The lamest excuse out there for bein a bitch.
(3.) The time of month where the woman also expects you to do anything for them, and anything you say to them WILL be offensive! They will also expect you to pick up THEIR messes.

Solution: STAY AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ELSE!! Either that or slap that woman across the face and tell her to grow up and quit acting like a child. Also tell them to act like a real human being !! knock some sense into them! :D

Note: Any Thumbs down I get on this definition is going to be all women, and everyone knows it!

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putrefaction

Decomposition of organic matter, especially protein, by microorganisms, resulting in production of foul-smelling matter.
Putrefied matter.
The condition of being putrefied.

the dead corpse has been left on the side of the road, with the leg torn threw the upper mouth with rotten flesh,and an indication of
putrefaction

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