1.The word distributor when spoken by an ignorent black woman on the phone.
2.What happens when you 'ax' 'queshins' that contain very large words
Q : "Ma'am, can I get your distributor number?"
A: "What! I ain'ts no describular!"
"Quits discriblin my werds all up!"
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when a women gives head to a guy while he is taking a shit on the toilet
dod that chic gives wicked good plunkers
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Piece of shit school but hey, the students there rock, lots of parties..fine ass females..kick ass football and basketball team
this line always works for the ladies.."hi, i have an 8inch penis"
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a type of diarrhoea produced by one who needed a crappuccino, but couldn't get to the toilet on time
My undercrackers are in a mess darling, I have a bad case of kexpresso
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LOVES EMO MUSIC... Is in love with METROSEXUALS... Such as _ _ _ _ I_ _ _ _ _ lol in MFS... OH and secrelty follows the trends but doenst tell people.. Such as OC...Loves emo such as POstal Service..
OMG.. i wanna be a model for METRO park
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Sophia had a big axe wound i could see it on her pants.
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