johnson and wales

to many johnsons, to many whales

wow that school has a lot of jonsons, look at the fuckin whales walkin around

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ragnarok

A very powerful sword.

Final Fantasy VI, VII, IX

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shroom'd

being smack'd in the forehead by the tip of one's penis with enough brute force to leave a reddish imprint.

used in context, "bitch, i'm gonna shroom ya if you don't bake me that pie, dammit!"

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grenade

(verb) to fart in your hand and throw the accumulated methane in someone's face.

Dude, I just grenaded your cat.

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Oreck

A bitch, girl, etc.

So Travis says to Kayla: "Girls are like vaccuums, all they are good for is cleaning up and sucking dick. Kayla, you may as well be an Oreck."

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High Heat

this word comes from the game baseball
but it also means that your penis into the girl's "hole" and releasing your very hot manhood in that hole

when me and my wife were having sex she asked me what i was doin behind her and i told her i was giving her high heat

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Scias

A total fucking lamer :/

Scias died. Everyone is happy!

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