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old joe

The clap. A Veneral disease

Looks like mom friend Old Joe came over last night.

by Steve September 12, 2003

26πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Ass clown

a dumb pud

the ass clown fell out of a tree

by Steve July 6, 2003

4πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Spinosaurus

A theropod dinosaur which, due to recent finds, currently holds the coveted title of "biggest meat eating dinosaur", displacing Giganotosaurus, which in turn displaced Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Spinosaurus was relatively obscure among the general public until it was featured in the film Jurassic Park III, where it replaced the T-Rex as the film's primary antagonist, appearing on JPIII's logo and and killing one in a breif fight near the beginning of the film. This defeat, however, did little to sway the popularity of T-Rex; indeed, many fans reacted negatively to the outcome of the fight. Dinosaur fans often debate the true outcome of such a battle, though in reality it could never take place due to the Spinosaurus and Tyrannosaurus living on different continents and existing millions of years apart from eachother. It is generally thought that the Tyrannosaurus' superior jaw strength would give it an advantage in such a battle.

However, the depiction of the Spinosaurus in JPIII as an unstoppable superpredator was inaccurate. Its delicate, bony dorsal fin and long, gator-like snout armed with straight, peglike teeth (as opposed to the ribbed, serrated fangs of theropods such as T-Rex), indicate that this beast was a specialised icthyovore as opposed to a hunter of large dinosaurs, growing massive on a diet of fish, as well as pterosaurs, crocodiles and just about anything else it could swallow whole.

Spinosaurus is closely related to Baryonyx and Suchomimus, but not to the similar looking Dimetrodon, which lived before the age of the dinosaurs.

The Spinosaurus is the biggest theropod.
Spinosaurus is a specialised fish eater.

by Steve October 15, 2006

86πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Esteban Loaiza

It takes a lot of talent and guts to be able to pull off this risky move. IF your giving a girl a rim job you carefully pour salsa into her ass, get a bag of chips and continue to eat her ass with chips.

I was hungry and wanted some action so i decided on the Estaban Loaiza

by Steve December 8, 2003

36πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


gay as a window

To describe someone who is obviously gay i.e. marco from big brother

"Do you know Luke?"
"Luke? Oh yeah, he's as gay as a window isn't he?"

by Steve July 6, 2004

40πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


class clown

Funniest person in class

The kid who makes u laugh with raw humor is the class cloun

by Steve March 9, 2005

681πŸ‘ 358πŸ‘Ž


F-14

The F-14 is definatly the best fighter/interceptor/bomber/ other wise known as multi mission fighter. It is launched off of a carryer deck it has 2 GE engines (wit after burrner so it can out run an irqi on a camel prety good haha). It is the best plane prob ever in production the F-18 is a piece of shit why the first George Bush made Grumman to discontinue it is beyond me. But it is still in service and it is orders of magnitude better then the f-18

"The F-14 missions were succesful today by blown some shit up."

by Steve July 21, 2004

63πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž