balcony

Used to describe a woman's breasts as the sudden jutting of a woman's mammaries resonables a 16th century shakespearean balcony.

"Did you check out the balcony on that woman, Reginald."
"Indeed, Cedric."
"I want to have sex with her."

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lap job

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.

I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.

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daeds

(a)deads is a spastic person that leads a simple life and is unemployed.

phil house

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Hoofshocker

When u use ur foot to penetrate the bitches pussy and ass at once.."big toe in the lil hole...otha 4 in the juicy wet goal" Also known as "The Boot in the Coot"

"If that bitch dont stop naggin me, she better believe shes getting the Hoofshocker later tonight"

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Trig

See Penis

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Cooling Board

A cooling board is a board used to present a dead body. In winter months it would be impossible to bury the dead, so the body is wrapped and propped in a barn until the ground thaws out.

"When I got there she was laying on a cooling board."

~Son House - Death letter~

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underfuckingstand

underfuckingstand - Understand, with "Fucking" inserted in the middle, making it an exclamation of frustration or, in some cases, a joking statement.

"What part of this do you not underfuckingstand?!?" or "I dont underfuckingstand!"

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