splack

load of cum usually associated with the male orgasm, generally directed towards the bitches face.

I splacked all over your sisters face, dude!

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good on ya

Phrase said to mock someone who has just failed at a task. Tonal qualities are important if the intended rebuke is to be effective. A downward inflected "on" and upward inflected "ya" are proper use in this instance.

Hey Bob, I hear you got busted shagging you're neighbour's wife. Good on ya!

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broadband

Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)

I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband

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Fiesta

When a man blows his load.

"Here comes the Fiesta" he screamed as he blew his load on her face.

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Five's

1.Used to imply ownership

2.Called out when used to hold your seat.this is only good for 5 minutes. after the time period is over, the seat is fair game

"hey, i found a lighter, Five's"


"hey, i gotta take a piss, i'll be right back, FIVE'S

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borrange

The word borrange means bad or stupid etc.
The creator of the word is commonly believed to be comedian Ross Noble on an Australian midday radio program.

Ross Noble's hair style is so borrange.

The weather is pretty borrange today.

Big Kev is totally borrange

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Snaggletooth McKnockers

A snaggletoothed homo muhfuckin bee-otch dat got sum big ass tittiez that they don't even make a bra size for

goddamn! look at ole snaggletooth mcknockers oer der. fuck dat shit gots ta fuckin bomb afghanistan wit dose boobiez

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