The Public Media

A governing body that informs you of fear, (Ex: Dying Birds).

Person 1 "Hey my bird died."
Person 2 "I'm sorry for your loss."
Person 1 "LOL, bro. I thought you think it was a joke... you know with the public media these days."

Going 18 Ladies

A reference to playing golf as well as Tiger Wood's infidelity. Tiger Woods probably slept with more than 18 ladies, but there is a limit to golf...

Person 1 "I'm going 18 ladies?"
Person 2 "What?"
Person 1 "Hahaha I mean golfing bro."