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The fuck-factor is the unexpected,although sometimes inevitable hitch,X factor or just the bad-luck part of for example,a plan.
The wifes'on nights,the kids are staying at grannies'.You ring your mistress, in ten minutes shes'there. Great dope, wonderful champagne unforgetable dirty, dirty,sex and my god "its half six already"..... bottles,dildoes, roaches, sperm stains..... NOTHING MUST BE FORGOTTEN!!!
Mistress out the door. Windows opened,dog-breath... done,tuna-fish willy.....ready for inspection..... THIS IS GOING TO WORK!!!!
(20 MINUTES LATER)
"Hi honey how'd work go?"
"Oh fine, but I gotta take a shower!"
"Sure babes', I'll put the coffee on".........(exit wife)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU BASTARD, YOU FUCKING TWO TIMING LOW LIFE SON OF A BITCH!!!!Shit, babes what did I do????
Which brings me back to the fuck-factor.
IF YOUR MISTRESS USES A TAMPAX AND SHE DROPS ONE IN YOUR SHITTER ..... DON'T FORGET TO PULL THE CHAIN GUYS.
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Nagasaki racing snake means skinny,very skinny.
Skinnier than a Nagasaki racing snake.
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Nubbits are piss-flaps.
She ad' nubbits like John Waynes saddle-bags!
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Firearm.Origin Northern Ireland.
What ye searching for ye brit bastard, I ain't carrying no rod!
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Originally a chidren's TV programme(BBC late sixties) about a neanderthol type person found to be living in a cave at the bottom of some childs garden Describes a dirty,scruffy or very unkempt person.
Have you seen the state of his flat, he's a right stig of the dump.
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The wunfa is the piece of skin between a womans vagina and rectum......
Because WUNFA that their guts would drop out.
If it wunfa me wunfa wouldn't have been invented.
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Cabbage-kit is camouflaged combat-wear that ruffy-tuffy military people wear.
Derogatory term used by anti-military types or self-mocking term used by squaddies themselves.
Look at those ruffy-tuffy squaddies in their cabbage-kit, they look really hard!!I think I'll join the army and be just like them.
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