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Paratroop Park

When a passenger jumps out of your car to stand in a parking space that has opened up behind or across the street while you pull the car around.

"We thought we would never find a spot but Matt got us a rockstar paratroop park right out front for me."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Walk the Plank

To pull out into a busy intersection when making a left turn at a light so the people behind you have a chance to turn on yellow too.

Γ’Β€ΒœWe would make that light if that guy would just walk the plank for us.Ҁ

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

18πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Block Buzzard

To drop someone off for a quick stop, where instead of parking, you just drive around the block.

"I'll block buzzard until she's through. She'll only be a few minutes."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Perma-parked

People who don't move their car for days, sometimes weeks on end because parking in their neighborhood is so difficult.

"That car's been perma-parked for so long it's got a patina of "city dust" on it."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006


Spot Sloth

People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.

Γ’Β€ΒœSorry IҀ™m late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.Ҁ

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Lane Pirate

A skilled driver who takes space at will from other drivers on the road. A rogue commander of the asphalt high seas.

"I know exactly how to position myself against a lane pirate. Aargh."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Rabbit Hole

A parking spot or gap in city traffic only big enough for a Rabbit to use. It's invisible to people with bigger cars.

"I bet you 100 people drove by that Rabbit hole and didn't even see it."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

46πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž