When a passenger jumps out of your car to stand in a parking space that has opened up behind or across the street while you pull the car around.
"We thought we would never find a spot but Matt got us a rockstar paratroop park right out front for me."
9π 2π
To pull out into a busy intersection when making a left turn at a light so the people behind you have a chance to turn on yellow too.
Γ’ΒΒWe would make that light if that guy would just walk the plank for us.Γ’ΒΒ
18π 27π
To drop someone off for a quick stop, where instead of parking, you just drive around the block.
"I'll block buzzard until she's through. She'll only be a few minutes."
3π 3π
People who don't move their car for days, sometimes weeks on end because parking in their neighborhood is so difficult.
"That car's been perma-parked for so long it's got a patina of "city dust" on it."
People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.
Γ’ΒΒSorry IΓ’ΒΒm late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.Γ’ΒΒ
8π 1π
A skilled driver who takes space at will from other drivers on the road. A rogue commander of the asphalt high seas.
"I know exactly how to position myself against a lane pirate. Aargh."
18π 6π
A parking spot or gap in city traffic only big enough for a Rabbit to use. It's invisible to people with bigger cars.
"I bet you 100 people drove by that Rabbit hole and didn't even see it."
46π 153π