80/20 Handy-Blow

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.

My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.

Phap

A phone AP that doesn't work properly so you are basically playing with yourself when trying to use it.

This PHAP won't let me order my BigMac -- I am swiping like a fool while my friends are already eating.