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When thursty Thirsday just isn't rhursty enough
Guy - You guy goin to thutty Thiimsday?
GUY- FUCk yeah I am!!! It thirsty Thurdsday!! Lol. I mean thirsty Thurmsday
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When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.
You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?
A food or other substance that will make you shit your pants if you eat enough of it over the years. There's no way to reverse the effect. It can also sometimes be fatal
Jim "Did you hear about Craig? He ate too much kiwi and shit his pants and died"
Steve "The fuck? How could someone eat that much kiwi at once?"
Jim "Not at once, dumbass. Kiwi is a cumulaxative"