twittociate

A twitter follower whom you do not know, so calling them a friend would make you look lame. It can not be called a relationship, because that sounds creepy. But not as creepy as 'we follow each other on twitter', which borders along the lines of acid-induced rambling to those not familiar with twitter.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Not only do I feel that my client is not guilty of mopery, all of my twittociates concur. Therefore, there is little debate because, after all, I have a twitter ranking of 89.

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cippy

A city dwelling hippy. Cippies(pl.) can often be classified based on their extreme desire to live in areas of the city they can not rationally afford. This leads to the majority of their income being spent on rent, with little going towards personal appearance(clothing) or other general life priorities.

Not only has that damn cippy been stealing my internet, he is always taking my parking spot with his rusty aqua marine geo metro!

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