cockmasterbater

a tool used to masterbate

looks like this
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acowgoesmoo

when a cow goes moooooo

call brook and ask her to do a exzample for you. 410-cow-mooo

sad face

A sudden and extreme need or desire to defecate. Sensations of despair and hopelessness prevail over all other emotions, dampening out any joy or laughter that may be surrounding the person afflicted, thus resulting in a sad face. Relieved only by the timely use of the latrine. Typically occurs after nicotine is introduced into the body.

Dude, we gotta go home now! I got sad face bad.