jarritos

noun

The flabby, cottage cheese like saddlebags fond under the folds of a woman's ass caused by many years of smoking weed and Doritos binges when mule cock isn't available.

Dude, Beth has gone down hill fast. Have you seen her in a bikini? Man, she's got some major jarritos hanging out of her suit!

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outgunned

Losing a competition by having your balls handed to you and being beaten out by corporate ass kissers with imaginary, unicorn-like powers and really neat khakis.

I'm sorry Gevork, you were just outgunned by the other candidates. What about my MBA, tenure and expertise? Again, I'm sorry, you were just outgunned.

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