Jason Ellis

Born in Australia on October 11, 1971, Jason Ellis is a radio host on XM 48 Sirius 28 Faction from 3-7PM Eastern. He is also a pro skateboarder, MMA fighter, Actor, and the lead singer of the band Taintstick. His nicknames include Young Wing, The Future, Six Pounds Soft and many others.

"Hi, I'm Jason Ellis... get these balls!"

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Cow Fucker

Primarily known as Michael Tully on Sirius 28 XM 52 Faction. He can be heard on Faction from 12-3PM Eastern and from 3-7PM on the Jason Ellis Show. Although he has never confirmed he has made love to a steer, his physical attributes suggests he may dabble in the art of fucking a cow. Jason Ellis gave him this nickname in 1977. His other accomplishments include going to Oxford and having an Asian girlfriend with fake tits.

"Hold on, Tully will know... COW FUCKER!!!" says Jason Ellis.

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nigger loving ninja

A ninja who at one time or another is seen loving, dating, or in some other way pleasing a person of the Black race.

Ninja 1: So what are you doing after the mission is completed today?

Ninja 2: I'm taking my girlfriend Laquanda to popeyes chicken.

Ninja 1: Dude, you’re a nigger loving ninja.

After the dangerous mission, Kang decided to lust over an Ebony Magazine. His fellow ninjas labeled him as a nigger loving ninja.

If any of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ever dated a black person, they would be considered a nigger loving ninja.

If Chuck Norris ever dated a black person (man or women), he would be considered a nigger loving ninja.

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Jew Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jew Marmalade last night.

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Get These Balls

This phrase was first made popular by LL Cool J when interviewed on the Jason Ellis show on Satellite Radio. LL Cool J constantly repeated the phrase "Get These Balls" during the interview primarily as a rebuttal since he didn’t understand Ellis’ humor and felt threatened.

"Yeahhh, Yeahhh, Yeahh, Get These Balls," responds LL Cool J

LL: dude you probably got some assless pants, you're gay
Ellis: What are you doing?
LL: Holding my balls.
Ellis: What?
LL: Get These Balls, You Mutt!

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Jewish Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jewish Marmalade last night.

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