Five Hole

Beneath the male or transsexual scrotum, above the taint, there lies a fleshy patch that when the correct pressure is applied, usually by an erect penis dripping in apple martini lube, gives way and forms its cavernous orifice known as The Five Hole.
This action/location is not limited to gay or transsexual intercourse. Strap-on's and other forms of penetrative objects are permitted. The discoverers of the Five Hole encourage experimentation.

If you would like to learn more on The Five Hole/Variations on The Five Hole also see:

The Russian Mitten
Swashbuckling
Rossing (Bob Rossing)
Muppeteering
Kellering
Squirreling

verb-"Hey Bill, you're looking at me like you wanna go Five Hole or something"
"Let's go Five Hole with our socks on"

noun- "I'm gonna fist your Five Hole"(see RUSSIAN MITTEN)

adjective- "Your chapped lips look Five Hole-ish"

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The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.

"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."

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