popple

worlds greatest name and also a teddy

wow ur great

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wumpin

When you secretly jerk off while your girlfriend is sleeping, and wake her up, telling her there is an emergency. When she asks you what's wrong you blow your load in her face.

We got in a fight the night before, so I waited until the following night before I gave her a wumpin.

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suf

Abbreviated form of "shut ur face."

jus suf bitch

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