Shirley Temple

When, upon perforating a girl's cherry, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick in her hair.

I had just made her a woman when I made her a Shirley Temple, and I don't mean the drink.

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Spicy Kyle

When you ejaculate herpes-infested semen into a tuna salad sandwich and feed it to someone, thereby giving them mouth herpes.

She really pissed me off so I decided to spice up her life by making her a Spicy Kyle.

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