urban fox

The Fox is a beautiful creature best seen in the wild, the urban fox is the same creature that has moved into the city. From a distance they look the same, however upon closer inspection these animals tend to be covered in scars with fur hanging off, and are generally found eating from rubbish bins.

In a night club "That girl over there looks like a fox" goes over to chat her up, then returns quickly "My mistake she is a urban fox"

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