Dong Breath

(n.) 1. The pungent breath of a male or female, after oral sex with the male dong. 2. Stinky breath.

Context: A. Used mainly as an insult in a greeting to a male, subtly insinuating that he is gay.
B. Reference to bad breath of any sort.

"Sally, whew, got a little dong breath there..."

"What's up dong breath?"

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stw

Soapy Tit Wank

In the bath, bird gets tits covered in soap suds and..........

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IBTL

"In Before The Lock": An abbreviation posted to a thread on a web-based forum when the poster knows that any rational debate has long since been abandoned, and will shortly be locked by the forum administrator.

Original poster: Welfare is bad!
Second poster: Oh yeah? Well, you're a nazi!
Original poster: Oh yeah? Well, you're an idiot!
Third poster: IBTL!
Admin: I'm locking this thread. Nothing to see here, move along.

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correctitude

Sarcastic equivalent of "fallacy"

I noticed a correctitude in the spelling of my previous example.

soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream

she lathered the leather then I creamed it off

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Liverpool

place full of the nicest people you'l meet in a city

all you steriotypical gimps should actually visit this city before you diss it, but you probably havent even been cos your too lower class

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