Some dumbass who thinks buying a jpeg image will get them somewhere in life.
Guy: Tom just bought a house, holy shit!
Guy2: No he didn't, he just bought a picture of a house!
Guy: What an NFTdiot
When you don't even have to try to be popular anymore. You can say literally anything, and everything thinks you're hot shit.
Guy: I just don't get why James is so popular, he's so fucking useless
Guy 2: James has Pewdiepie Syndrome
"Hey, who is that?"
"Oh, that's Michael Giles!"