Sybian

Pretty much the end of the male race as we know it. One of the most bodacious inventions as it makes males obselete in the act of sexual intercourse. Fuck the inventor of the Symbian as now girls have another alternative to the good old fasioned shlong.

Slutty Girl: Wanna come over my house tonight cause i just got a Sybian n we can play on it instead of with some guy.
Slutty Girl 2: Yeah sounds like fun
Guy: God damm i hate the inventor of the Symbian, mofo is limiting my already small amount pussy that i can get.

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