summer chic

A dress code allowing poor people to dress like they own a yacht, which includes loafers with no socks, chino shorts, polo shirts (must be tucked in). Proper wankers can take this a step further by adding a pinstripe boater jacket and straw trilby.

Person 1: Why are you dressed like a dick?

Person 2: 'Cos I'm going to a summer chic soiree!

Kale

Cabbage for hipsters.

Hipster 1: Hey! What's that leafy cabbage you're eating?
Hipster 2: It's not cabbage, it's kale! Goes really well with avocado on toast.

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