clomp

The sound sound of a shotgun or similar weapon in modern video games.

I never saw where Dennis was hiding. All I heard was the repeated clomps of his shotgun and the dying screams of my teammates.

Dennis: "You must've seen me coming."
Steve: "No, I just heard a ~clomp~ and it was Game Over for me."

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shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

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shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

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foldover

The act of pulling the foreskin of one man's penis forward and covering the head of another man's penis.

Ryan gave Mark a foldover and felt the texture of Mark's penis against his foreskin.

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postpartum drip

The period of time a husband must masturbate because his wife is healing from childbirth.

Ryan: "Did you cure that postpartum drip?"
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."

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fag

To insert a penis into the anus. This comes from the word "fag" used as a slur for a homosexual man, but used as a verb.

Worker: "Each time I go into the boss' office, I think he's going to bend me over the desk and fag me."

Friend 1: "Did your girl let you do the third input?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude! I fagged her!"

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bubba

The satin or nylon trim on baby blankets and some blankets on adult sized beds.

Also, the smooth nylon trim inside of some heavy flannel shirts.

Our toddler loves to tickle his face with the bubba.

Our 18 year old son is too old to be playing with bubba blankets.

Don't wear your bubba shirt inside out, or the delicate fabric will tear.

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