elf dealer

-One who deals elves.
-One who manufactures plastic elves and sells them for profit.

guy1: It's getting close to that time of the year...Christmas is a goldmine for me.

guy2: What the freak man? you some kind of elf dealer?

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fudge dragon

A steamy, greased turd in the shape of a dragon.

Andrew: Good Lord! I just birthed a damn fudge dragon!!

Dan: Oh Snap man! It must breathe fire cause it smells like death in here!

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