crud

Dried semen and vaginal juices on bed clothes

He must have shagged her last night, his bedclothes are all covered in crud.

15👍 24👎

snot candles

thick and runny snot running out of both nostrils which touch the top lip.

The girl was so dirty she had snot candles coming out of her nose.

4👍 4👎

shock

to masturbate, wank off

I'm going upstairs to shock off

16👍 46👎

Grizzly

impacted, hard substance picked out of one's nose

My nose feels blocked, must be full of grizzlys

4👍 33👎

bowel buster

an incredibley large poo-poo

I'm off to the bog to do a bowel buster

9👍 1👎

babba

to go and make poo-poo

I'm off to the bog to have a babba

35👍 38👎

Clemmed

To be cold, feel the cold. (This is a word only used in Sheffield by Sheffielders)

"you look clemmed love"

10👍 10👎