JPIMM

A text acroym used when someone says something really gross. It stands for "Just Puked In My Mouth."

Mike: I was going down on her and discovered she had a yeast infection.

Steve: JPIMM. That's gross dude.

Holy Troller

A so called Christian who gets his kicks out of harassing people on internet forums, usually with a "holier than though" attitude.

That dude Ivan keeps telling me I'm going to hell for my sins on Facebook. He's a holy troller.

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twizzle stick

A dope pipe. Another word for a glass dick.

yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!

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Twizzle stick

A So.Cal word for a speed pipe.

I got two grams, lets load up the twizzle stick.

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Re-queef

Blowing air into the vagina during cunnilingus then inhaling it as it queefs out and repeating the process.

Kristina let me re-queef her. What a dirty slut!!

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SOMBL

A text speak acronym (TSAC) for Spit Out My Beer Laughing.

Aaron: Jerry passed out with his shoes on and got a pencil jammed in his ass.

Steve: SOMBL!!

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Cousnart

The act of simultaneously coughing, sneezing and farting all at once.

This flu is bad dude. And the medicine gives me gas. I've been cousnarting all day.

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